fortune is a simple program that displays a pseudo-random message from a database of quotations. It is predominantly found in UNIX-like systems, but clients for other platforms exist as well. Quotations are from famous people, jokes, poetry, science fiction movies and a few other sources. Below are a few of them:
Archive for Funny
3 Comics from XKCD
Online Package Tracking
3 More Comics from XKCD
Induced Current
8 Links to Programmer Jokes Pages
Some jokes about our profession.
